CSI Last night

OK this isn't really a film review but rather a review of CSI - New York that was on last night.

Ok it starts with a helicopter pan view of New York. The angle that they use and the lighting just lets you know that something is going to happen - like a crime or something. It funny hey - you can just check even from the helicopter that there are some dodgy things happening in the city.

Then you're suddenly in the CSI offices, there are lank people walking around and some are even looking into seeing tubes that allow them to see microbians and stuff. Everything was like lank calm at this stage and I was thinking to myself - jissus something's going to happen soon (like the other ones I've seen something happens lank quickly in the program). And then it happened - a call came in someone had dondered someone dead.

Next they're at the crime scene and they're taking a lot of pictures hey. I can only imagine what it must cost them to develop all those pictures. Then they also shone this blue light to check for seamens - cause often they can help in a investigation.I never realised that such small people existed and can sail a boat. They collected a lot of stuff at the scene and then went back to the offices.

A lot of the stuff they collected they put into a machine that goes "Woer, Woer, Sshhh, Sssh". From these result they were able to crack the case wide open. I don't want to give away the whole program so I won't but it was good. I'll give it 3 and half out of 6 stars on the Spoegerometer.

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CSI.

*yawn*

I am bunking work today. Just couldn't face it. My smiley face won't come out of the jar by the door this week.

anyway - just took out 16 episodes of a new series called Crime Traveller. Looks good. Same guys who did Waking The Dead (rocked) and Poirot...

We have watched all three series of Lost this month... The withdrawal waiting for series 4 to hit the dvd shop is now unbearable. What gives with Lock? Who the hell is Jacob? My brother says if you slomo through the shed scene you get a glimpse of him... And if anyone on here tells me anything about series 4, I will hunt you down and kill you.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. CSI is bland, shallow and pointless.

Other good crime/murder series: Waking the Dead, Wire in the Blood and hopefully this thing... Oh - and there is an excellent series with Clive Owen in as a homicide detective going blind. The name of it escapes me. But that was fucking awesome.

Ag don't be blind Spoegs

Thats what the want you to think. Jislaaik. They are like messaging with your sub-conscious with all these subliminal messages. Blue lights that check for 'seamens' - now that is something bru. Lank kif if you ask me. So kif in fact that I passed out from excitement. 3 stars? I reckon 2 my bru.

Flutter

Still calibrating the Spoegerometer. Bear with me.

Ja fuck man.

And they have databases for everything.

CSI Frikkie: Hey, Whoratio! There's a fart in the backround of this call we recorded.
Whoratio: Wel... csi Frikkie - run it through the fart database and cross-check that with the oil sample we got in the parking lot. This murderer has murdered his last.

Fuckin grates me no end.

*chortle* Dextra

you be a funny blogger.

I be thinking about forgiving you for your sinful ways....Dextra for now - don't push it...we'll take it one day at a time.

yay!

my pooper misses your spatula.

err.....Dextra

N-I-C-E

That should go down in Blogblok's

Quote of Note! I think it deserves a widget Adminguy. Comon make it happen please?

my pooper misses your spatula

Brilliant!

Fluts, I found a pic of Dex on a magazine cover!

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I kinda like that!

Especially the way he's sort of touching his bottom....hmmm

dusty

i used to like you. but i'm fine now.

Fluts

hmm.

Spoegs, I've changed my mind

Your insight is so deep and meaningful, I'd really love it if you would accompany me to the Blogblok Christmas party next week. After this review, ds and Vaps seem so, well...shallow.

(Arbs, are you allowed to switch partners?)

Dear God woman (Dusty)

just pick ONE warm body will ya? Fekkin chicks!

Thanks Dusty

I really appreacite the vote of confidence. That Movie and Film review course that I went on is starting to pay off.

So spoegs

does that mean you will come wif me to the party?

Dusty

Going to be out of cyber contact for most of the day next Thursday - I'm going on an ecclectic poetry course. I'm just hoping ther's no load shedding otherwise there might not be any ecclectic for the poetry.

Spoegs - fuck mate!

That was one of THE WORST excuses I've ever heard! Bloody hell!

Arb

Ja but at least its true OK (mostly). By the way how come your nipples always stand up like that when you post a comment to me?

Oh and Spoegs - Einstein!

You don't need to be on-line to come to the party on Thursday..see...just choose a partner and I'll do the rest.

Spoegs...are like...flirting with me?

honest to God....don't you like your bunghole?