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The Sound of Silence

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 22, 2008 - 13:01
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Hun is so going to enjoy this when I tell write to him.

The doctor just told me to shut up. He says I talk too much and too loudly.

I’m not allowed to whisper either. Or clear my throat. However, I am allowed to cough. This is good because I have also contracted the dreaded lurgy, and am now a snot factory.

I’ve got polyps on my vocal cords. Google showed me that they look like a distorted version of those Rolling Stones Lips. Charming.

I think my warranty must have expired. All my bits are falling to pieces.

Comments

Poor Dust

Submitted by Dolce on August 29, 2008 - 13:56.

*giggle*

God forbid though...how do you prevent them?

By being serene, demure, elegant and sophisticated

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on September 1, 2008 - 19:24.

Surprised they took so long to find me.

psssst. dusts.

Submitted by morticia on August 25, 2008 - 11:05.

dont tell diablo... he'll conspire with our quack to shut me up!

hmmmm....
we can however tell him your hoarseness is caused by a lack of coffee and that hun was severely reprimanded by your gp for not catering to your need for it at least 4 times a day.
thats a conspiracy i can deal with!

4 times a day?

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 25, 2008 - 11:10.

I couldn't bear it. I don't think my body could either. Sounds like testosterone is advisable after all. Wonder if it's available OTC?

mwuahaahaa. bear what?

Submitted by morticia on August 25, 2008 - 19:06.

i thought we were speaking about coffee!?

testosterone. yeah, i've considered it. not keen on nipple hair though.
maybe some oestrogen creme for me instead? make the boobies bigger you know. it might make me maudlin or manic - but my poetic juices could do with a stir from the emo spoon anyway.

erm...

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 26, 2008 - 06:39.

that'll teach me to engage brain before opening mouth. Of course you meant coffee.

You want even bigger boobies? Sheesh woman, you're not going to be able to keep your balance.

Enough with the whining

Submitted by clare on August 24, 2008 - 17:27.

I saw you today. You seen just fine. Quiet. But fine.
*giggle snigger*

I hope

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 24, 2008 - 22:10.

your finger gets gangrene and falls off

Nah Dusts

Submitted by clare on August 25, 2008 - 08:51.

After Flut's brunch no gangrene could get me. I'm fairly pickled in wine.

True, but

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 25, 2008 - 11:22.

I would venture that you're closer to being embalmed in the stuff.

I was right

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 22, 2008 - 17:17.

Hun finds this most amusing. Each time I open my mouth, he grins, puts his finger to his lips, raises his eyebrows, and says, "Shhhh".

I think I'm going to explode.

Eish Dust

Submitted by Arrthymia on August 22, 2008 - 15:20.

Hang together now... I mean hang in there now. You are clearly very very stressed.
You body is trying to tell you to take it easy. Don't be a stubborn old goat and pay attention wilya! Please do something fun, relaxing and rest this weekend!

Yours sincerely

Dr Flutter

Your prescription has been noted.

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 22, 2008 - 17:12.

stubborn old goat? Pah!

DM

Submitted by Tarnished Lily on August 22, 2008 - 15:01.

God, everyone's falling like flies! Look after yourself. Its a very nasty lurgy.

Thanks Lily

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 22, 2008 - 17:15.

Hope it doesn't last too long. No luck there though, from what I've heard.