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time to own up...

Submitted by dex on August 9, 2008 - 10:03
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thanks for going so easy on me, girls. I sure wouldn't have done the same...

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Hey Dex

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 20:39.

Fair's fair

Wanna picture of my hand?

Sure Dusts

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 20:41.

(knowing you i would be surprised, though, if there isn't some kind of trick going on here)

Me? *blink* *blink*

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 20:51.

Will do shortly.

Watching Law and Order. You have my undivided attention during ad breaks.

Later.

bloody hell.

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 20:59.

I love Law and Order. And NYPD Blue.

but my lovely wife is watching CSI, which might be a good thing 'cause i need to work, damn it all to hell.

So whenever you're ready.

OK here goes (and you know me too well...)

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 21:49.

This is my left hand. Palm upwards. As taken by Doc today:

You win. Yours is much prettier.

Oh, and by the way...

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 21:58.

Doc hadn't heard of cooties.

And I made a right doos of myself explaining them to him.

Thanks Dex. Again.

what the fuck!

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 22:01.

and you trusted that kwaksalver to fix your arm??

I'd be surprised if the thing doesn't fall off tomorrow. Very surprised.

never hear of cooties... bloody hell...

I felt very min

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 22:09.

sitting in his R3000 chair, waving my arms(s), describing Bart Simpson and Popular Culture.

He picked up the Culture bit though. Said it was Viral, and explained how he needed to grow a culture. No thanks, I said. After the play, I've had enough culture. And besides, Hun bought Organic Yoghurt yesterday, full of AB culture. which is the Best.

Doc made lots of notes, then smiled gently at me.

hahahaaaa

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 22:14.

He needs to grow a culture. MUST be a rooinek.

ooh.

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 22:18.

no comeback there.

I'll show you my crack tomorrow, OK?

yaaaay!

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 22:23.

Just, like, shave it first.

And that WAS a comeback. It just hurts so damn much you cannot bear the cold, horrid truth.

um.

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 22:27.

I had no comeback, dork.

Sheesh, some people.

i knew that

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 22:33.

i was just trying to confuse you, and such.

and it worked too. i think. well maybe not quite. but i'm pretty sure it did. sort of.

gotcha.

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 21:56.

in my professional opinion - that little bone next the big one has a certain kind of fuckedupness to it. That'll be R5k, thanks for your business, do call again.

NEXT!!

Bargain at half the price.

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 22:02.

Thank whoever for Medical Aid.

Oh yes. You forgot to say "Hmmm" and tap your chin thoughtfully, with a sponsored pen.

hmmmm

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 22:17.

*tap tap*

This is a NICE fucking free pen. I should probably make up something to tell her about her arm... but how am i gonna break the news about the cooties... wait, i'll tell her some bullshit about growing a culture... yes... that's the ticket...

but wait, there's more...

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 19, 2008 - 22:25.

I know. Tell her the hoarse voice of two months isn't sexy, and could be cancer. Off to the ENT with you. (Comm %?)

Oh wait, blood pressure's high. More Meds. Good thing I'm a shareholder in XXX Pharmaceuticals. They're sure to give me a fabulous incentive: Five nights at the Okovango as reward for Diligence in Duty.

Ja Muffin.

Submitted by dex on August 19, 2008 - 22:31.

These days, they take the oath of the hippocrate.

Then, they and the medical aid board of directors take turns blowing one another and telling each other how they are not murderers, 'cause its not them who pulled the trigger or made it impossible to use public healthcare.

fuckers.

Dex

Submitted by Semisweet on August 13, 2008 - 14:32.

That is an absolutely YUMMY, DELICIOUS, SEXY hand.

Hubba-hubba!

!

Submitted by dex on August 13, 2008 - 14:36.

*blush*

!!

Submitted by Semisweet on August 13, 2008 - 14:38.

May we please get a picture of that blush

Although methinks that me is pushing it a little. That hand is still gorgeous though.

Dirty thoughts of the hand...

? !

Submitted by dex on August 13, 2008 - 14:40.

Let's don't and say we did.

!?

Submitted by Semisweet on August 13, 2008 - 14:42.

Spoilt sport! pfffttttt

210 reads!?

Submitted by Arrthymia on August 12, 2008 - 10:58.

Flip! There are alot of folk wanting to see those grubby paws of yours Dex.

Just kidding handsome.
You have lovely hands!
Love a mans hands. Especially the things they can do with them.

Now where are those knees you promised me?!

Thanks Dex

Submitted by GaryM on August 11, 2008 - 15:32.

For having the common decency of showing us the screen only, and sparing us a view of "Krusty the Keyboard".

maybe next time

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 15:34.

Mr Lego!

Dex

Submitted by Tarnished Lily on August 11, 2008 - 15:03.

I like the dark hairs tickling your wrist. Somehow I can see that hand showing a remarkable degree of tenderness. The gals sure did let you off the hook with this one!

See Dex!

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 11, 2008 - 15:09.

It's not just me. Lily also appreciates the aesthetics of a hand.

Now tell her she's weird too.

Lily

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 15:16.

you're weird too.

(but not as weird as Muffin)

Dusts/Dex

Submitted by Tarnished Lily on August 11, 2008 - 16:35.

Dex, we're not weird or gross! Nothing anywhere near the league of blatant crotch watching. Dusts and I understand that a nicely shaped hand - backed by a personality one likes - can be quite attractive!

Ag Lily

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 16:37.

i would never call you weird and mean it.

that Muffin on the other hand...

dEx

Submitted by nossie on August 11, 2008 - 14:54.

NICE....no chewed nails. A manicure, perhaps?

ja nOS

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 15:17.

manicures and heels all the way baby.

(according to Arb, at any rate)

softie not fag Dextra....

Submitted by Arbchick on August 11, 2008 - 15:44.

but, maybe if you show us your feet?

pah!

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 15:49.

never in your life, after this stunt.

I SIMPLY LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE

Submitted by Arbchick on August 11, 2008 - 15:55.

WINNING..

Aaaaaaaaaah...the sweet smell of success...*can you smell it Dextra?..oops, sorry, of course you can't*

Bwahahahahaha!

jaja

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 15:56.

i'll get you. I'll get you good & proper.

Just so you know

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 11, 2008 - 15:58.

I'm enjoying this.

Very much.

Yours,

Weirdo

*high five Dust*

Submitted by Arbchick on August 11, 2008 - 15:59.

we got him Gooooooooooooooood!

Boy's never heard of Good Cop, Bad Cop - obviously....

hahahaha

whatever.

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 16:04.

why can't we ever get any normal bloody bloggers.

Pouting AGAIN dex?

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 11, 2008 - 16:08.

Still as purty as ever?

Normal? Go to 24. Take kittens.

Pah yourself.

ja Dusty

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 16:10.

how's your arm, btw.?

*sniff*

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 11, 2008 - 16:14.

taking on life single-handedly is bloody slow.

Not that you care. You just couldn't think of a more original thing to poke me with, hey?

Awww shame Muffin

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 16:20.

don't worry. Only 5 more weeks to go. That's about 35 days, or 840 hours. Piece of cake.

Awww shame Dex

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 11, 2008 - 16:33.

About the same time-span between your jocks-washes.

See my comment to Arb for ideas.

In the meantime, I'll [insert witty riposte here]

Dusty.

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 16:41.

Next time, when someone tells you to go get plastered in Paris, listen a bit more carefully. They might not mean what you think they do.

*mwah*

ag Dust...Dextra's just trying to find

Submitted by Arbchick on August 11, 2008 - 16:18.

something in common with you that he can talk about....he's rather limited you know:

Crusties
What's in da crusties
What he wishes was in da crusties
What he wishes wasn't....

that kinda thing..see

Ja Arb

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 11, 2008 - 16:31.

My left arm is growing its own crusties over the next few weeks. Maybe Dex and I will develop something in common, to make coversation easier, you know?

Maybe our crusties will cross-breed and mutate into something which can either feed the nation or destroy it. My guess is the latter.

Gross!

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 16:32.

but funny.

but gross!

Yay!

Submitted by clare on August 11, 2008 - 08:56.

I didn't miss it.

Oh my word

Submitted by Dusty Muffin on August 9, 2008 - 11:55.

This is way better than any rude bits.

*swoon*

?

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 09:02.

dusty. you're weird.

dex

Submitted by marijayn on August 9, 2008 - 10:58.

nice...
but you should have showed us the callouses on the other side (of the other hand presumably...) you know, the ones that make you cry...

haha mj

Submitted by dex on August 11, 2008 - 09:02.

yeah - my hands are ribbed for extra pleasure.