Womens Day
Tomorrow is apparently womens day - what the feck is that all about anyways? Should I be burning my bra or summin? Ah. Okay - I get it. Tomorrow Dextra has to post them piccies...hence, womens day :)
Hope this happens every year!
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So what have we agreed on?
How about some pics of Dex's genitals?
According to Sundays post - there is no genital integrity anymore, so there is a good chance it will be fake. Dex might even turn out to be a transgender Chinese gymnast on steriods? Who knows?!
Flutts
Rule number 1 was no faces or rude bits.
Better luck next time.
And why not?
Who came up with that lame rule?
Damn!
Oh well. A girl can dream can't she.
And let me tell you. I'm dreaming BIG!
Then
you can't be dreaming about Dex.
Haai Dusty
Dis nou net vuil lelik.
Dex is a ou groote.
Ek se vir jou!
(ek droom in afrikaans)
dankie skattebol
ek waardeer dit hoor!
Plesier Dex
Dis altyd 'n plesier.
ek droom in afrikaans
what a cool sentence.
for you, i kill the bull.
Deal
For you, I eatta tha bull!
A Deks 'n ou groote is
Dan lyk sy piepie soos a scrumhalf se ankleguard.
Hel Dusty
Sag.... en plat.
Soos sy kop?
Ja Flutts
Wrinkled en stinkerig ook.
Haai Dusty
Van watter kop praat jy?
*eish*
grrr.
just grrrr.
Ja Arbie
I wanna see that knee again. Or that yummy tat.
nooooooooooooo Fluts!
We need to see something MORE! I vote for back...shoulders....mmmmmmm
oh, and Lish....if you need someone to take the pic, or hold your shirt up for you...I'm just a phone call, 20km car drive, 1 hour flight and another odd couple of km car drive away!
DUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTY!! OVER HERE!!!!!
So - what's it gonna be??????????????????
You called?
I want a hand (love the veins on a man's hand). Shape and condition of fingers and fingernails say sooo much. Could also do a bit of shoulder. With a few freckles, but not too hairy.
No armpits.
The next thing is to decide WHEN? Any ideas mj, semi, and Arb?
hands
oh yes...
i'm all for his hand too
and yeah, tomorrows good...
I SWEAR
I'm gonna throw my toys!
hmmmmpppffffffft!
hand....yeaherrrrrrrrrno..nononono
I agree about it being cool and all,....but C'MON DUST! He's NEVER gonna set himself up for this sort of thing again! We HAVE TO take advantage here! HAVE TO!
Shoulder blades.....shoulder blades......*say it with me*
Oiy vey! I'm worried about myself...hehehe
Left, right
or both?
Chicken.
Everything was fine 'till you started whispering in her ear.
You and I - we're gonna have to have a little talk.
PUK PUK! I ain't scared of you big boy
Bring it on!
Good for you...
...very good.
both of course darl
and fairly close up (so that we can see if he has them leetle scars from where his wings use to be)...hehehe
oh man! I think I might just be getting my way...(again).
Happy days.
Ooh yes!
A scar! Any scar. Except acne. And the circumcision one.
Accompanied by the story of its origin.
no man Dust!
You're makin it waaaaaaay too painless!
He's gonna show us some leetle bitty scar on a knee or summin.
grrrrrrrrrrr
hands
i'm sticking with hands, either but both would be better...
i agree, scars plus stories COULD be cool, but arbie's right, he'll just show us where the garden fork went through his big toe or something...
mj
If it's both, how is he going to take the pic? With his teeth? I want a picture of THAT!
I know! A pic of a scar on his hand! If he hasn't got one, we can always arrange one...
What time tomorrow? I have two shows (aka, standing in the foyer) tomorrow, so it will need to be before 11am or after 11pm. Or should we make it Sunday night, at say, 10pm?
hahaha dusts
sunday's no good for me, but any time on saturday is - you decide.
OK
11pm Saturday night it is then. All we need to do now, is to get Dex to agree.
To recap:
At 11pm, South African time, on Saturday 9 August 2008, Dex will post a photograph of his hand on OLM. Once you and I have both acknowledged the presence of said photo, Dex may delete the pic.
(Hmm, I wonder how many lurkers will cut their Saturday night frivolity short, just for a Perv at the Paw?)
a hand?
it's a deal! its a date! whatever!
no need for deleting it - i'm busy from lunchtime onwards, so i'll just leave the fucker up. No biggie, its only a hand.
ah - it's SO nice to get off lightly every now and then. Mwah!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKES MAN! This is a TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE
I am........FUMING!
silly, stoopid wenches!
OK mj, we got him!
Now what is he going to HOLD in his hand?
I just knew
This was gonna get dirty.
Happy now, Flutts?
*grin*
Im disappointed Dusty
Couldn't you have gone for something more than the hand. Tsk, tsk. We all know you want a hand but did you have to ask for one of Dex's?
Hey, I didnt have a vote so can I vote we change the body part?
Ah Semi
You needed to be a full-time participant to have a vote.
Sorry for you.
Pffttt Dusty
I dont remember that rule. Typical theatre people. Make the rules up as you go along.
Ja Sems
Bit like auditors, really.
Ouch Dusty, that hurt
NOT!!!
But I like the hand holding the six pack idea. That could work for me.
OH. MY. GOD!
Semi is an auditor!
How come no one warned me?
Do you like have spectacticles and pocket pen packs and everything Semi?
FLUT.TER
Yes I do. I have spec-tacticles, pocket pen packs and pocket protectors. I wear my hair in a tight bun and wear grey pin-stripped suits. I don't smile. Finger nails bitten down to the skin and I always carry my calculator around with me wherever I go.
And I crossed the road because I looked in my previous audits working paper file and that was what I previously did.
ja.
i suspected as much.
Ja but Dex
Don't those pin-stripped suits worry you? Not even a little bit?
Hey hand boy
Run along and go get yourself a manicure...
mmh..
Gives new meaning to a 'hand job'.
hehehe
mmmmh indeed! best job ever.
Ha ha ha fluts
Yeah, and this time he will get REAL cream for his hands...
*sputter*
Hahahahaaa!!
Ja, Ramon says the vaso Dex uses is sooo overated.
sputter
rhymes with
splutter
rhymes with
flutter.
Dex
Rhymes with hex
And ex.
Flutter
Also rhymes with pecs, flex ... and what was that one that starts with 's'....
Fluts
I am not even going to ask what Ramon and Dex were doing together with vaso... no, Im not.... no, no mental image... no, nothing.. let it go semi.....
Semi
hot man-love.
no need to ask.
Dex
So who was the man?
:)
well,
we both are.
eeeuuw
sies, Semi.
tickbird.
Semi Semi Semi
You clearly don't understand the amount of careful manipulation and blatant ass kissing flattery it has taken us to get "the hand"! Work with us here!
Btw Fluts
You were not even in it babe, how did you get a vote?
:)
Um hello?
Did you not see my truly masterful flattery ass kissing work?
Jeez! Some people are sooo ungrateful!
*mwha*
*GRIN*
Sorry Suckers
the Deal is made. A hand is what you wanted, and a hand is what you're getting.
A hand on your sixpack would be good
Even if your sixpack is currently encased in adipose tissue.
YAY!!!
In that case.
Can I have the knee reposted please.
With that little yellow post-it with 'Dex' (she says breathlessly) written on it.
For graphological purposes only you understand.
sure thing!
(if i still have it, but i'll look)
Sheesh i was expecting torso's or buttcracks or thighs and all that - when you get out of jail free, the other stuff just seems so unimportant. did i say MWAH already? if i didn't, here's an extra one.
um Flutts
If he 'can't find it', let me know?
'Cos remember that I'm the one that Stores Everything.
*chortle*
ag Dusty
go for it. It would save me the trouble, at any rate.
a hand... where the hell is that arbitrary cheekin with her scorecard now....
Ag Dexie
You're so pretty when you pout.
who's pouting?
this is sheer relief right here. aaaaahhhh. great success.
You are.
That 'Go for it' has a distinctly petulant tone. Now run off and tease your puppy. It'll make you feel much better.
xxx-cell-ent!
The tat too!
*grin*
Dusty
Thats not fair. I dont think I am going to be around on Saturday for this. Oh well, guess it will be my loss then.
pffffffftttttttttt
*sulks*
you chicks are USELESS!
dammit...dammit...dammit.....
and that's THE LAST (and first) time I pray!
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT-T-T-T-T
and wipe that smile off your chops Dextra! Bleeding gums man!
Okay.
I'm going for a beer, you guys think it over.
(you still keeping score, Arb? har, har, har.)
is that
your final answer?
No.
I'm phoning a friend.
Need mj's input, as she's earned it good and proper.
&*^%$^"
so close.
Arb 1, Dex 1....tick tock...tick tock
and the winner is??????
i don't think
i love you any more.
that's okay darling
I love you enough for the both of us
*SPANK*
oh and shuttup...I is praying over here!
haha
"I love you enough for the both of us" - that's brilliant. Scary, but brilliant!
Where the feck is Dolce when you need her
grrrrrrrrrrrrrr