The Virgin Experience IV
I can feel the burn or is it the embarrassment! I can honestly say I am hot, sweating and breathless.
I slink away from that rowing machine and decide to try the, possibly easier – less ‘cracking’, bicycle. I get up onto the bicycle and the seat is too high. I barely reach the pedals while sitting. I stand up on the pedals and try to adjust the seat from this position.
The seat slams down with me on it and I come down onto the seat so hard that I fear my eggs and future children are now slightly scrambled.
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Hey Sems
I had a personal trainer once. I think your idea of toy boy is far better. Take my word for it.
I agree Clare
and I am sure he would give me a much more exciting workout.
Hi-ho-hi-ho its off to find a toy-boy I go.
I'm with Thleaf
Get a steamy fittness trainer.
Thleaf and Flutter
sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes Flutter...
No sorry... no fitness trainers - steamy or the other kind.
oh boy Sems...
I keep tellin' ya - do a martial art! Fuck the gym....the men who do martial arts are faaaaaar, faaaaaaaar sexier than those Russian Sausages you get in the freakin gym! Not to mention more supple...and more disciplined..*ahem*...and more.....(oh lawd...I shutup now!)
Arb
I'll start making some queries on martial arts in my neighbourhood. I'm tired of the gym and all those pretentious posers.
So..we look forward to a report back
once you start at one of those pretentious dojo's Sems!
hehehe
Arb
I would actually take one of those hot dojo types over a gym type ANYDAY
YUMMY
pre-zactly silly wench
now...SORT IT OUT dammit!
um...Sems...you're not following, clearly
it could sort out alot more than just your...*ahem* exercise routine - capiche?
Arbster
At this point I need a fucking good *ahem* sorting out....
*ahem* indeed Semi
alrighty then.
Not indeed, Arbie
*ahem* sadly.
Fuck!
I need to get myself a boyfriend now or at least a boy who'll be my sex toy when I need
It will have to take a number
and stand in line.... because I am trying to sort out so many things at the moment. Least of which is my exercise routine these days.
I know Karate
i met him in a bar once.
Dex
I prefer kang fu, Bruce lee was the bomb, kang fu i believe is much stronger and better, rather learn that.
Oooooooh....tell us more!!????!!
Like what's he got unner them white gear....errr.....okay, you might not be able to help me with that actually....hahaha!
Sorry! I KEEP forgetting that you're straight-ish...*ahem*
Semi
get yourself a gym instructor before it's to late :)
Thleaf
I fear it may be too late.
PS: Would you like to volunteer for the position? ;)
Semi
I wish i could, but most proberly hell will freeze over first, I'm not a gym fanatic, I love walking it's the best, it keeps me healthy and in great shape :)
Thleaf
that was lame boet.
Arbchick
Please explain why it was lame ?
Oiy vey....
it just was Thleaf. But that's just my shitty opinion dude..so panic not!
It was your last chance Thleaf
to see me all hot and sweaty and totally breathless *ahem* but you just keep walking ;)
Semi
hehehe we could always walk together around the block :)
Sure Thleaf
We could always dance in the rain as well. But just because we could do it, doesn't mean I am going to :)
Nah, I'll pass on the walking thanks. I think I may find some other way to get my happy hormones pumping...
Semi
Try jogging on the spot, i believe it works for most people if you really busy. it's the same as walking.