Spam.
I have been receiving a vast amount of spam recently. Mostly concerning penis enlargement and Viagra. It’s like the spammers are reading my mind.
Not.
Surely, this is something best directed to someone who … oh … I don’t know … actually has a penis? Currently I don’t even have one by association. But at least they’re getting funnier. The spam, that is, not the penis’s.
10 Genuine tricks to lay her. Yup. That’s right. Trick a girl into your bed. Way to go. Arsewipe.
Heartpump. A penis enlargement ad. Personally I think the connection is a little tenuous here. We all know it’s not the heart that works a man’s penis.
Sperms of Endearment. Someone has a sense of humour here.
It’s enough to make me nostalgic for the Nigerian bank employee spammers with the unclaimed millions they want to share with me.
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Clare
Maybe the genuine tricks are about bricks?
TiNNy
There are no tricks to brick laying - just back breaking work. So pretty much the same as trying to get a girl into bed. You may be onto something here.
Clare
Seems like you have some experience in laying...bricks that is.
I reckon the back breaking happens once you get the girl in bed. The journey is getting there rather than the actual laying.
Now why am i thinking about eggs.go figure.
Because you're a strange child?
Oddly enough I was challenged to build a braai. And I'm a bit of a sucker for challenges. Initially it was going to have a flue. But I learnt my limits. I have enormous respect for brick layers now.
And it's good to know you're putting some effort into it. *wink*
Clare
Why are you winking? is there something wrong with your eye?
Effort? I haven't laid a brick in my life!
TiN
Perhaps I should have typed *sardonic wink* heavy with insinuation that you are putting effort into getting laid. But it just seemed like too much effort.
Strange I am...
Child?
How far did you get in bulding the braai?
Strange Child.
Said in an endearing way I assure you, although I must have at least 10 years on you. And just up to the grill and windbreak. No flue. Jeez. Corbelling was beyond me.
Clare
You're only as old as you can party.
Thank God
for the charades then, it must have shaved years off my age.
Partying is not the problem
It's the recovery time that gets me down.