Slipping further into denial.

Bloody weather.

I finally managed to buy a raincoat. A beautiful pale grey raincoat. Bearing in mind that it was purchased especially for doglet walking purposes the colour may have been a mistake. I returned it yesterday and spent the refund on new lingerie. And cake, chocolate cake. It’s free money isn’t it? And beside it’s not like it rains in Cape Town.

But if it does I’m going to try and finish stripping the skirtings. The Flungs beautifully stripped and sealed timber has me all fired up again.

Oh yes blogland, lacy undies, a toolbelt and sticky chocolate cake. Someone had better be playing the Wonder Woman theme song when I walk through the door.

Comments

Now...silly girl!

You should have kept the raincoat, bought the undies, toolbelt and chockie cake...then, strut out wiffout doglets, coat on...noshing that cakey...false eyelashes, big red lips, painted nails, stilleto's and 60's hairstlye...nothing under coat except undies and toolbelt...err....well, that's what Barbarella would have done anyway - PFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Arbarella

The raincoat search is still on. I'm sure I pull the rest together. I'll keep you in the loop.

Poor pets

Walkies replaced by a chocolate-stained scantily-dressed Bob the Builderette.

Pffft Dusts

The walkies are not replaced. I would lose my mind without them. And don't think I've forgotten that toolbelt you modelled for us. There are pictures!

You wouldn't, clare.

Would you?

um.

Nah.

Course not. I read the bloggers code of conduct manual.

Free money.

Sheesh. Like the idea that you're saving money by buying something that's on sale, as opposed to not buying anything at all.

Chicks: pffffffffft.

Exactly Dex

And if you buy 10 things for R100 each it's still cheaper than buying one thing for R800.

Ja Clare

We know you're just a tease. Little hints of lacy lingerie and tool belts and sticky chocolate cake. But in real life you're a grey raincoat-wearing dog-walker! Ok maybe not a grey raincoat. Does black work any better? If you were a man this would all sound quite flasherish. Flashman op safari of iets.

BP *sigh*

Let's not bring your life into this blog. And I am still without a raincoat, and it's raining. I thought about heading out to site with all the new undies wrapped around my head, but it didn't seem like such a good idea.