Sex with machines.
"Assume for a moment that instead of a newly found human lover being at the other end of an Internet link with their own haptic interface, engaging with you in whatever sexual activities your respective hearts desire, ther is instead a robot, a sexual robot programmed with the knowledge of countless experienced lovers and all of the world's sex manuals.
Would you know the difference?"
Quote from 'Love + sex with robots' from Popular Mechanics June 2008.
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The problem with cybersex
lifted from http://wab.co.za/index.php?m=2004
# talking to joannef40
[chuck_le_balls] we just got back to my place after too much drinking
[Joannef40] thats nice
[chuck_le_balls] Not wanting to rush into things, I don't pull down my pants. yet. I gently remove your shirt and undo your bra.
[Joannef40] oh, ok, sure
[chuck_le_balls] your boobs bounce out. 'not bad. just like I remember I them' I think to myself
[chuck_le_balls] I notice my gym shirt on the side of the chair, wet with sweat from an insane chest session. I pick it up and press it tight against your nostrils.
[chuck_le_balls] you fight it at first but then appreciate what went into making that shirt so sweaty
[chuck_le_balls] and start pressing it further up your nostrils
[Joannef40] crawl back to your hole, cretin
# talking to slutty_july
[chuck_le_balls] having not seen you for more than a year, I notice you instantly from across the room despite your gain of 20 pounds
[chuck_le_balls] we chat
[chuck_le_balls] and drink
[chuck_le_balls] and then end up in the front seat of my van
[chuck_le_balls] we talk a little
[chuck_le_balls] but soon we are all over each other
[chuck_le_balls] I have half a large can of chunk tuna left from my 6pm lunch on the dash. I smear it all over the backseat and lay you gently on top of the sea breaze loving.
[slutty_july] we don't do that kind of thing in this channel
[slutty_july] fuck off!
# dcc chat requested
Waiting for acknowledgement...
DCC Chat connection established
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[chuck_le_balls] what are you wearing?
[sara19]t shirt thong
[sara19]u?
[chuck_le_balls] boxers and a t shirt
[sara19]nice:)
[chuck_le_balls] i take you by the hand and lead you to my bed
[chuck_le_balls] you sit down gently next to the bed and start rubbing me
* sara19 smiles, kissing u..
[chuck_le_balls] I kiss you on the forehead
[chuck_le_balls] you look up at me
[chuck_le_balls] and I take off my shirt
[chuck_le_balls] My chest session that morning is paying off
[chuck_le_balls] I start lifting off your shirt
[chuck_le_balls] your boobs look used. just like the 12 kilo dumbells back in the gym.
[chuck_le_balls] My gym partner (BBT) is hiding behind the bed, I tag him and he jumps up. "Lets rock BABY!" he screams as he lifts you above his shoulders and presses you for a clean set of 20.
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DCC session closed
# talking to f39usa
[chuck_le_balls] dont rest in the corner
[chuck_le_balls] we were just getting started
[f39usa] what do you mean
[chuck_le_balls] now now
[chuck_le_balls] after all we have been through
[chuck_le_balls] what say we go back to my place?
[f39usa] we havent been thru anything
[f39usa] i dont know you and im beginning to become uninterested
[chuck_le_balls] thats not what koko would say
[f39usa] i dont know anyone named koko
[chuck_le_balls] i saw him being lowered from the ceiling, his little midget feet wiggling like a piggies tail. jojo the monkey was screaming and you were giggling with glee.
[f39usa] you disgust me
[f39usa] goodbye
GaryM
Well well. Now we know where that man whose name rhymes with nothing went.
fuck this is funny GaryM!
You know...'sexy sexy' is an artform. Well, at least I've met one real artist :)
buwahahahahahah
oh god, this was funny.
midget feet... piggies tail.
hahahahahah.
thanks.
Chuck_le_Balls hey, Gaz?
Nice. Although why you're sharing your chat room identity with us, I just don't know.
I go
by another name...
Is that "go"
in the japanese sense?
How do you
"go" in a japanese sense? By squinting your eyes as you pee?
Now there's a mental picture
"oh baby oh baby I'm going"
[squints eyes]
The yellow liquid love.
Sies Gaz. Sies.
dolce = Queen of Nasty
grim woman.
no man Chas
Gary started it.
he's the one who's into midget porn. And balls.
Jesus Dolla
I was thinking white porcelain....
No cultural reference
tut tut.
You should get out more, Gaz.
Ja Dolla
I should watch that...
Flip Gaz
Are you telling me that you're actually into beastiality? Man. My eyes.
Bestiality?
Yep, sadism and necrophillia too...
Why, you think I'm flogging a dead horse?
Because....
you're tired of all the neigh sayers?
Interesting article
I read it the other day and spent the next 24 hours wondering how much intimacy I need in my sex and whether a machine could ever replace it...especially if it was really really really good.
Strange.
Dolce, the question could be whether it actually matters
if you're able to tell the difference. After many or most humans don't get all the cues and signals anyway, they're just on a mission of their own. This fastidiousness about robots is just human status anxiety.
Aaaah. You've just answered my question for me
of course it matters. The eye contact. The pillow talk. The silly post-orgasmic glow and giggling. That all makes it more.
But ja. Sex isn't about love. So it's no surprise we're taking the last vestiges of humanity out of it.
An erotic
Turing Test?