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A shudder of hearts
as Cupid's arrow misses -
blunt axe liver chop!
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A shudder of hearts
as Cupid's arrow misses -
blunt axe liver chop!
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Ramon!
Do I know you? Cause' you sure as hell just wrote about my love life! *chuckle*
Fuzi.
Sucks, hey. Heads up!
This is how it works...
there on his cloud...
cupid's an asshole;
sharp arrows, his humour sick -
laughing fat angel.
Deks.
Haha! Tell it like it is, man! Hahaha!
Cupid
smiling cherub face
masks the heart of a killer
sadistic wanker
Haha, Dolce.
Sounds a bit like me...
Never
you might be sadistic, darlin'. And you might be a wanker (literally). But I can't imagine you actually snuffing the life. It's just too final. "The End"? Nah. Not you.
Dolce.
I meant on the blog; my stories and so on. However, I'm this close to drowning the again-pregnant cat that shits in my bathroom...
Your pussy?
or just some stray?
Haha, Dolce!
No, luckily it's a stray, but I have a feeling 'somebody's' been naughty and hasn't taken her birth control again for sometime...
Ramon
That's wonderful news if its as you suspect. Congratulations to you both.
Lily.
Thanks. I also suspect someone making ham and cheese sandwiches at 2am in the morning...
Ramon
Obviously a symptom you've seen before?!
Ja, Lily.
And it's not a prety sight (but it's kinda cute in a way).
Ramon
Could be worse!!! Like raw squid on toast, for instance. Ja, its very cute. I've never had kids, so I get to ooh and aah at everyone else's idiosynchratic symptoms from the outside!
ONOES Ramona
does that mean the patter of tiny (clawed/) feets in the near future? Sheesh, dude. You're a machine!
Dolce.
I guess so, hey. Not much a man can do in these kind of circumstances. I understand her point of view, too, you know. Do it now and get over and done with; don't want to be changing diapers at the age of 40!
Nooooit Ramona...
Laat weet maar as jy seker is.
Sticklyland se eerste girls' rugby span.
Sjoe.
CONGRATULATIONS
hey, weren't we having this conversation this time last year? Sheeeeet. That's some swift work there, daddio.
You feeling good, or feeling faintly terrified?
Dolce.
Used to it by now, hey. She still has to go to the doctor, but I can feel it in my bone(s)... She eats like a beast and is still grumpy as a hungry elephant. Ja, I think number three is on the way!
Ramon
You're a champion bru. Make it four. Nice even number.
Franky.
Not 100% sure yet. We'll go to the doctor on my birthday.
Lawd Ramona
Well, that gives me something to drink to this evening.
Nice one! You hoping for a lad or another lass?
A girl, Dolce.
I actually go on my knees these days and pray for a girl!
Cheers!
No way, Ramona
a girl? I would have thought you were gagging for someone to play backyard Cricket with?
No, Dolce.
I am my best opponent.
Girls rock (until they hit 14), but that's faaaaaaaaaar away.
Another girl would be awesome. Plus, Dolce, you've forgotten about Thai men, haven't you?
Ja, but this one
would be a bit of a Saffer mix, so wouldn't gamble ALL day? Would he?
and he'd be hot.
Hearts blood and tears
Hearts blood and tears shed;
the first cut is the deepest -
or so they tell me.
Good one, Lily.
Love the last line.