Guiness world book of records - here I come....BUI....BTW....
Has anyone pee'd for longer than 55 secomds? Well, I just did. After a long session of boozing with a friend over the kitchen tanle and countelss whiskey's....my bladder coulf not hold anymore....I couldnt bare the thought od breaking the chain of thought (!!) so I held it in....when firend left, i realised things were at a critical point.... got to go or there's going to be \n accident.... si, I went....for some readon...started counting......55 seconds, people...strong flow....BEAT THAT if you can!!!!!!!
You'll have to ewxcuse me....the room is spinning and I can't bear the thought of making my way down thew passage on my hands and knees so while I can still walk...sorta... In outa here!!!
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LOL tinkle
And here's another case of the name matching the blogger ;-)
I can just see the Guiness inspector with his stopwatch verifying the result. Not sure I want to see what the next record-breaking attempt is after this one.
Tink!
This is better than drunk dialling! Funny, funny, funny! Hope the hangover is not too bad *sigh* I know mine is...
Fuzi
I don't feel right on top of my game today, I must admit. But it was worth it. Nothing like lots of booze with a friend sitting at the kitchen table....luckily she lives around the corner...not too far to drive home...God, how we laughed, cried, sang, told filthy jokes....yeah, fun, fun, fun!
Friends rock Tink!
What would we do without them?
Fuzi
We'd have a lot more booze in the kitchen cupboard, a lot fewer ashtray to empty and more disturding still...very boring, lonely lives.