Clare's dating pole

In a desperate bid to assist fellow blogger Clare to chose a potential mate, I have devised a cunning plan which involves you bloggers. Lets face it, the girl needs some help. She is dating six men (at the same time nogal ) and has untold number of contestants in waiting. This cannot go on bloggers! It simply cannot.

So fellow bloggers, in an attempt to curb Clare’s sporadic dating we will all vote for our favourite contestant. Refer to Clare’s Dating Diaries to establish your favourite. Said contestant will have the infinite privilege of meeting moi – you know, just to give him a once over (not to be confused with a leg-over Dex). I shall of course report back to the blog on my findings of the suitability of the selected contestant. We may have to revert to Plan B but lets be optimistic.

Right. So everyone cast your vote on who gets to meet me, and decide if they are worthy of dating our fair Clare. Vote - NOW!

Comments

Well well, where does the lovely Clare live?

and is she in her 30's?

I'm keen!

Dewet

There is a strict interview process. Firstly can you make a mojito? Secondly, can you convince me you are a worthy contestant? To answer your questions Cape Town and yes.

Clarebear

Hey, his boet and a few friends have all been accused of rape but they're all innocent, luckily. So ja, you'd probably be safe.

Aaah

Thanks Dex.

Clare

What's with the interviev process, is that a joke ? actually on second thoughts you sound very immature for your age, with all your demands, only a idiot will go out with you.

Thleaf

You're taking it all too seriously. Internet dating is very much like a job interview and as soon as it seems like work I'm probably doing it all wrong. So I'm looking for the humour. Read it don't read it.

I actually don't get why it is a problem...

Why can't Clare test the waters and see what's out there.

I think what Clare is doing pretty liberating. Why is ok, for a man to see several women, but not for a woman to do it? And let's face it, she isn't sleeping with nay of them(as far as the dating diaries state), and nor is she serious about any one of them. Also it doesn't strike me as if she's found one amongst the contestants who she thinks she could start seeing exclusively. And in my humble opinion until that point - she should continue as she is.

I reckon Clare should slit the throat of

that guy who locks his dogs up. in the garage.
That's my vote. I don't know his number, but he sounds like a zero.
Clare should go on a date with him again.

For you Ramon anything

But perhpas we should include Meathook in this. She could lure him into a dark alley and do her worst. I'm a bit squeamish.

Um Flutts?

Does Clare know you're doing this?

Of course Dusty

She is that confused.

Actually Dusts

We were talking about her meeting one or two or taking a poll amoung friends. Then she posts. All on her own! But hey, it's not like I haven't regurgitated my entire dating debacle on this site, so why not. Vote away bloggers. Funny girl that Fluts.

One or Two Clare

But there can be only one.

welcome to the dark side of olm

Meet Flutts

Our very own Donald Trump

Haha Dust

But I was thinking " The Highlander".

This has serious meat market connotations

but i'm with Gary on this one - date the Polish chap....err

Polish arb?

Which one was Polish? Don't tell me I missed something on my oen dates.

Ja Arbie

It is a bit of a meat market. Thanks for your vote!

I think she should date the one with the biggest

bank balance!

I dont know much about them so I will refrain from voting at this stage. Some have already been eliminated, haven't they?

Fluts you are such a tart! Don't think I don't see past your little plan!

Sems

You have to pic one. And what "little plan"?

I'm as innocent as freshly fallen snow.

Yeah right.

Only a few footprints.

I'm still scared to let hunnee out of the dungeon.

Only a few footprints

And a few drops of blood.
*insert evil laughter here*

Unless you meant poll

I suggest that Clare should date the one with the pole.

GM

Come on! I've done a lap dancing course not a pole dancing course.

Right

The all have poles. Be more specific Gary?

Shazam Kapow...

There has to be some of that. Honestly, I wouldn't pick any of them. But, if forced to vote, I would probably go with No 6. At least there is a "Great guy" comment in there somewhere.

Great

One for No. 6. Thanks.

We are making slow progress.

Gary

Very droll! Thanks for the giggle. Luckily no coffee in mouth this time.

TL

Yes, but who are you voting for?

Flutts

Sheesh! I can't even successfully matchmake for my lifelong friends, let alone someone I don't know IRL. I seem to have very little talent in that direction ;-)

Tarnished Wussy

Just pick one already. Please.

Flutts

Clare seemed to like No. 2 when she met him. I vote for 2 (for better or worse!)

Ok

I vote for the one that she likes!