Those Three Words
I wanna cookie!
my tummy hurts....
love you, Mommy.
Dad! I passed!
geez, school sucks.
goodbye, my friend.
Wow. Campus girls!
I’m gonna puke...
Boet – piss off.
you’re so beautiful.
so fucking high...
love you, Jenny.
Fine. Fuck off.
Dad! I passed!
Andrea... please stay.
Here’s my resume.
Dad! I got it!
What a car.
marry me, Angel?
I'm sorry, Baby.
goodbye, dear Father.
...push, baby, push!
isn’t she beautiful?
meet your Grandma...
congrats, my girl!
happy 50th, Honey.
...my stomach hurts.
how serious, doc?
love you, Girls...
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Those three words
Dex, you're amazing!
I've somehow missed this one.
Sounds a bit like the summary of my life.
Good one, Deks.
Dex
That was a very clever interpretation. You've just put down the highlights, but in your hands and with your insight, it seems like so much more. Well done Dex and lovely piece.
thanks Lily
appreciate that.
Mooi so
Vat hom fluffy.
It's Random Statistic Tuesday.
So I'll just say Fok you, Tannie, wie's jou fluffy and inform you that 83% of the people who have met you, think you're cool.
100% of them are wrong.
Well Dex
Who am I to shun a weekday tribute to arbitrary facts and surveys. So bite me boy devoid of all meaning an purpose in his life, and let me inform you that 98% of all the people who read your blok pretend to like it; and that your wife fakes an orgasm and fantasizes about Steve Hoffmeyr 239% of the times that you thrust little deksel inside of her.
I'm 5% hurt, Frals.
3% chance I'm gonna cry.
and you're a 100% bitch.
vat so, ou grote.
Dex
Spoken like a true number cruncher.
I knew there was a 100% chance you'd tell me something I already knew.
Tannie Frankie
well I guess at your age you would know a lot.
did you know that only 2 out of 8 people know what the capital of Canada is?
Dex
Do you know that only 1 out of 100 000 000 people would be interested in knowing that?
I did, Tannie Wanky
but that doesn't stop me from saying it, now does it?
Ja Dex
Being stupid doesn't stop you from saying things either. (Strangely enough).
Dextra...you cleva leetle sausage
This is awesome sugar......life hey...I imagine it to flash alot like this, when we die...maybe less in pictures but more, in words...in different people's voices....
Arbie
You get up too early, babe. What about your beauty sleep? Oh that's right - you don't need that! ;)
FYI: only about 2% of all sausages are, in fact, clever. And 0% of my sausages are, in fact, little.
D-d-d-dextra!
I dunno whether to get excited OR feel atrociously nauseas...um...
sausageS, you say ! ;)
haha Arb
you know what I meant, dammit!
silly girl.
err....just to clarify Dextra
so there aren't multiples then?
*disappointed/relieved look*
oh...and also
would you consider your sausage(S)..hehehe...in that illustrious 2 percentile. If the answer is yes, can you provide us wiff any examples of when your sausage(S) exhibited their smartiness?
*pant*
Well Arb
they've been known to unhook garters. Pretty fuckin' clever I think!
whooaaaaaah....clearly...we're talking
about different things over here...
HAHAHA!!! Oh Man...that's so cute and funny!
Unless, we're not talking about different things here!!!!!!!!!!!
OIY VEY!! Then, it's just plain miraculous! ;)
No Arbie
but you'd better check... just to be sure, you know?
*oooooofff*
slopped coffee down myself there - but I really, really don't mind.....
..............*dreamy gaze*
Ag Arb
you know, sausages are what you get when you live in Krugersdorp for too long.
Pre-zactly Dolce! Dextra's from there, isn't he?
hehehe
that's once.
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