BUI - seriously Bui...
After having 4 dounble Jacks with a frined, I feel the urge to purge....I need to shag this man. No holds barred. I need him to take me any way he wishes, tie me down, tire me up.....golden shower, botty sex...whagever he wants...I NEED him RIGHT NOW!!!!! Nothing else will do. No self help schemes here will do what is necessary. I want him. NOW...but I can't have him. Not now. Mayber newver again. I can but dream. And want....my God, how did I let this get this far.....donkverdriet is 'n vreeslike ding....I'll regret this post in the morning.....
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Tinkerbelle
Tinkie, you disappear for-like-ever and then come back with this. Wow woman! Go out there and get your freak on (and off). He must be something.
AndrewMohawk -
I like your name. Can I use it sometime? Since Dex thinks I'm you. I can like to change my mold.*
*Bittersweet symphony -The verve
Oh fuck off Val
where the hell do you get that from??
Geez man. Go take a fucking pill something.
No pills this week -
Not even a disprin man. I'm on my way to a 4 day party at the Old Manor & I really want to get snotters on booze for a change.
Valhalla.
Answer the question.
I'll try -
"April 24, 2008 - 23:12 — dex
The internet
doesn't work that way anymore. Which is very, very unfortunate, for both of us.
But okay. I'll keep my distance for a while. The proof is in the long-term pudding, isn't it."
And?
As you fucking well know i was talking about how long it would take for you to start acting like dorkstar again.
Not very long, it seems. Need some more rope? I have plenty.
I'm just Valhalla -
take it or leave it dude. & on another subject, what do you think of this. Give it a listen, I'd like your opinion on the concept, poetry etc. That's not me either, it's Blanc du Bois, just in case you get confused again.
Oh my word -
and my frisky video has 63,753 views. God, I'm in the wrong business! I should make porn!
Hey Arb
did you see this? This is WAY worse than us... I feel so much better now.
hehehe...ja Dextra...this makes me fee good!
botty sex...hehehehe....aiy yai yai...
shame! But, I know the feeling (um...that is of BUI'ing...not botty sex...*ahem*)
Booze.
Perhaps your next blog when you wake up with what sounds like it could be a terrible hangover can be about how bad alcohol is when it takes control :)
Andrew
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!!!
Save it for 2moro.
No really, go get your sex on, and save the blogging to us nolives.
nolives???? You a newbie, I
nolives???? You a newbie, I see......save it, mean.....you know not what you do....
Tinky!
shhh.... everything's gonna be fine... (except your head and perhaps your pooper) ...rus, dapper held. More is nog 'n dag.
It's high time
you find a way to identify IP addresses or something. I'm innocent.
The internet
doesn't work that way anymore. Which is very, very unfortunate, for both of us.
But okay. I'll keep my distance for a while. The proof is in the long-term pudding, isn't it.
Someone is -
fucking with you and it's not me.
Problem is
I have heard that line before. And this person has the same temperament as you, the same talent, and the same propensity for being all light or all dark, without any in-between. And you logged in, after such a long absence, exactly 8 minutes after I got rid of this person. Now that is one hell of a coincidence. You see my predicament?
But I don't have the time or inclination to argue this now. It's all been done before. Like I said - I will back off, and let's see where this goes.
I see your point -
but honestly, "No really, go get your sex on, and save the blogging to us nolives ???
What a fucking slap in the face.
Saywhat
Or it could have simply been an innocent comment? shees, i'll remove it if it really is that offensive to anyone... freedom of speech? no thanks!
Andrew
Don't sweat it - that's just Val, our local paranoia agent, trying to deflect the attention from himself.
I'm the local serial killer -
so pleased to meet you. Paranoia Agent. Fucking awesome name for a band.
No, this won't do -
I'll be over at DA until you ban this fucker's ID or something. It's probably one of the regulars anyway. It's wrong man, and if you can't do anything about it, it's never going to end, is it?
Whatever.
Clearly Tinkerbelle overreacted to his good natured original comment. But by all means, don't let me keep you.
Replicunt central.
I like the name though, Andrew Mohawk. Very David Havok, very punk. (Could really sink my teeth or something into that.) But your pooper is safe for all eternity, so lay down on that stuff, you seem a little obsessed.
Que?
Clearly nolives is the new "fuck you".
I'm confused.
*fiddles with T-shirt and wonders off to make some tea*
AndrewMohawk
Dolce, Google is your friend.
There IS a blogger with this name. And photos. Strange hairstyle, but a person, nonetheless.
No no Dusts
I wasn't actually fussed about AM. I was wondering how it turned into a handbag fight again. But it was just Halla defending Tanked Tink. I can't keep up with the bitch slapping.
*rolls eyes*
I was just growling because I thought I'd missed the action again. Poor little Dolceroo.
Dolce -
I wasn't defending Tinker. I think Tinker is a Replibelle. There is no peace.
It's not me -
so I don't know what it's supposed to mean. Novice? Novellas? No-lives?
yeah Tink
go get your freak on!
just remember to not let that golden shower happen on the new linen.
oh my fucking greatness
this is marvellous.
Primo BUI. Fuckin' A, Tinks.
Botty sex? Ahahahaha!
oh man. This is good. And a pretty cheap date, too.
dEx
I am no fucking cheap date. Not now, not ever. I am high maintainance.....fuck, my head is pounding already....any good effective babbelas remedies you'de like to share????
I've heard many, try at your
I've heard many, try at your own risk..
Water (obviously this actually works if you manage to still get the water down before you pass out in your bed).
Cream Soda (aka cream sober or the green ambulance)
Sleep...
there are others, i swear i knew more.. but alas, now its back to work.
Well
1) Eat something
2) Drink a litre of water and 2 Myprodol
3) Let your dude have that botty sex!
dEx
Gottit. I'm outta here.
Hey Stinks
My tame pharmacist recommends a combination of ibuprofen (anti-inflammatory) and paracetemol (for the pain). Works for me my friends.
And nothing beats a bacon and egg sarmie. Soggy. Inhaled in gulps while the yolk run down your arms.
Um. Must go now. Important Things To Do.
Bye.
Dusts
My pharmacy sells a migraine kit which is a combination of paracetamol, ibuprofen and I think a vitamin B tablet. Deadly for migraines coupled with sleep, so I'm sure that if one can keep it down, it would do wonders on a barbie.
Hey
How come Tinky was all gory grammar and spelling in the post but is perfect english in the comments?
Ja the sarmie helps
but she was talking about BEFORE she goes to bed.
I'm pretty sure the pooper thing will do the job. She won't be worried about the headache, anyway.