Gender Wars Doggerel

Bad is the Bitch
That bites the feeding hand
But badder is the Witch
That sends your head rolling in the sand

These are the words of Rap Star Bored
Crotch clutching crouching scumbag
That Bobby so much adored
And wished to emulate

Now Bobby was a creature
Amoeba more than man
His brains were in his balls
His skull a pot of beer

Ma-Bobby became fed up
With hubby’s filthy ways
Took a knife and cut off
The culprit’s wee appendage

For her dastardly deed
Ma-Bobby was acquitted
As Bobby’s evidence
Could not stand up in court

He turned a docile dog
Content with a pat on the head
Into a vengeful hating hag
Bent on seeing him dead