2 users, 3 guests online

2 users on line...
which line?
the main line?

2 users...
using what?
opium, cocaine, mandrax... what?

3 guests...
whose guests?
uninvited guests?

3 guests...
online...
which line?
the main line?

3 guests doing what?
doing dope?
opium, cocaine, mandrax... what?

3 guests...
voyeurs?
intelligence agents?
spooks?

surfers?
surfing what?

Comments

Guilty of lurking

I be guilty of being a lurker. I do it sometimes when I am SO busy but still want to know what's happening here.

Sorry! *hangs head in shame*

Semi.

you a sole-sucker. At least me honest about it.

Dex

Definitely a sucker.... but not of soles/souls.

I just lurk to see what I can steal and save on the hard drive and remind people of later.

Cool, Semi!

So if i post anniversary dates and birthdays, will you remind me of them later?

Dex

I have a folder for every blogger so I can remind you of everything you ever said......

I dont actually

Sems

Who, exactlly, are you having a dig at? Huh? Huh?

Nossie

The Darkie *smile*

Sems

Oh, ok then. As you were....

Sems

No worries, girl. We all do it from time to time....

*slurp* Dusty

I JUST STOLE YOUR SOUL.

just now, when i wasn't logged in. Taste of your own medicine right there.. so how does it feel, huh? huh?

come now dex!

i'd have thought that YOU at least would have realised that if you "add new comment" and log in at the same time, your comment ends up at the beginning and not where you wanted it!! ;)

Sorry MJ

those panties you threw in my face obscured my view for a second.

do it again!

i would if i could, dex

but as i already did i don't have any on right now!

!!

okay.

I'm not hyperventilating or anyth-

AAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!

Ak-ak-akk-aak-akkk

I'm dying...

Kwqpgrgl-kpwef-pshwnk

Someone help me...

pleeeeeezz....

*choke*

oops! shit. Seems i ate your sole instead of your soul... hope you're not planning any hikes soon... fuck it's gonna hurt when I pass this thing.

my. poor. pooper.

Jislaaik that was close!

Logged off for almost a full hour.

I would have made the last two minutes if a big darque cloud hadn't descended on the guest room, giving everything in a sickly grey pallor.

Ag Dex. I'm glad you made a blaps. Now I'm just limp.

*Mwah*

Sies

Gerroff me, Gollum

*wiggling tongue*

Well I'll bet my

left kidney that one of the guests will always be old Dusty, die ou aasvool, just so you're not completely left in the dark here ...

actually...

i'd bet both my kidneys it's probably NOT dusty. she's one of the few people here who has the guts to be the only logged on user during the lonely quiet times. not i suspect because she has any ulterior or vulture like motives, just because she happens to be at her computer and likes to check what's up from time - like a whole lot of us do without the decency / trouble or whatever of logging in. i can't imagine why you feel so threatened by this.

being threatened, MJ

is perfectly normal! didn't you know that people can steal your soul by not logging onto a website that you are logged into?

didn't you know that they might... oh heaven forbid... save your words onto a... wait for it... hard drive! or (yikes!) a stiffy! or a memory stick *shudder*

Actually, most hits on the site would be won hands down my me. but that's okay... cause I'm a soul-stealer, see. Got me a whole closet full of them. Just waiting for the market to turn them I'm gonna sell 'em... make me a nice little profit.

sheesh dex

i thought it was just lazy bloggers and voyeuristic types lurking out there- had no idea there were such sinister dangers.
it's satan you know, he has such ingenious ways of working his evil designs. please brother, hold on to your soul. be careful of what music you listen to and such like.
oh and thanks for warning me. i'll be more careful in future.

MJ

only doing my bit for humanity and soul-suckers alike (see i'm not a racialist).

DARQUESTAR

WILL YOU PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST WITH YOUR PURULENT COMMENTS ON DAVIDS BLOG AS HE IS A DECENT MAN AND WILL SURELY NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR ASININE DRIVEL

I CERTAINY HOPE YOU ARE STERILE

No, Darquestar

As you can see, I'm always logged in. I'm not a coward who lurks anonymously.

are you calling me a coward?

after i just defended you?

huh?

err...

try to keep up princess

...

jaja

whatever, girlfriend.

so what if it is Dusty Muffin?

so what? big deal!
here, have a noddy badge.

david, i was one of those guests. had a report to write so did a bit of lurking.
i like it.

As -"I like it" - Lam

Evidently. he he he By the way, how's the broken heart hun, ... maybe you should invest in a blow up doll? Ask Spoegs how to go about purchasing one, and I'm sure he'll help out with some uselful hints and tips too ...

personally

'blow-up-dolls' appear to be more your speed darquestar. but thanks.
perhaps you could invest in a personality. one that is not so obsessed with other bloggers.

on second thoughts, i think a good psychiatrist might be a better investment option for you.

Guests

I like the voyeurs
some: our silent word watchers
Most: lazy users

hahaha david!

this is so funny.
you should do poetry more often!

David

See my post "Voyeurs, lurkers et la".....

1 user, 2 guests

fleeting like ghosts in the machine they disappear.

ventriloquist

So I write to the machine, and the machine echoes my words silently back to me.

two silent guests

Here I sit with two guests
silently like a game of chess
I wait for them to make a move...

Go to bed, David

it's a very slow night tonight...uncharataristically so....mmm... wonder what's on TV that we are missing?? An R18SNVLP movie, perhaps...ok, that's me. I'm off. Good night, David. :-)