An ode to the wrist gnawers society

Submitted by Dolce on February 21, 2008 - 16:05

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When the blogging bloggers
Are gnawing at the wrist
I would rather have a drink
And get a little pissed
But who am I to judge
When poetry abounds
And Chasoo howls like Beelzebub
And says things out of bounds
And Dex hands out berets
And speogs rants of trekkers
I’ll be drinking Windhoeks
“fek those little fekkers”
I’ll be laughing loudest
When the wrists are truly gnawn
For then I’ll cut ‘n past some crap
And write some awful porn
And poke the hairy Frinkles
And take pictures of my feet
And think of how to needle Arb
My god, now that’s a treat
But in my heart of heartlets
I’m secretly quite green
Coz poetry is cool you see
I’d be a Beret Queen
But I’m most crap at vertical
I’m fekkin’ kak at rhyme
So sod you, you rhyme-y bastards,
I’m off to drink some wine!

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Dolcie

Submitted by Semisweet on February 22, 2008 - 09:59.

N-I-C-E! This is very good. Thanks for the laughs.
You should give the verties (with a comedic edge) a try more often.

Sems

Submitted by Dolce on February 22, 2008 - 10:01.

I can only do the comic ones. The real stuff is beyond me.

*jealous*

Dolce

Submitted by Semisweet on February 22, 2008 - 10:05.

The comic ones are good. I think we have too many of the WGS who do the real thing. A little spin on things is sometimes needed.

You shouldnt be jealous.... you are an amazing writer.... verties or not.

Ag Sems

Submitted by Dolce on February 22, 2008 - 10:06.

fanks.

Dolcie

Submitted by Semisweet on February 22, 2008 - 10:09.

Its a pleasure, blog treasure.... now stop pretending to work and go write another. You will be the resident 'take the piss out of the WGS' vertie writer.

hahaaa dolce

Submitted by Alllycat on February 21, 2008 - 16:47.

i agree and like this alot.

ta Ally

Submitted by Dolce on February 22, 2008 - 08:56.

just a little tongue in cheek.

Dolce

Submitted by TiN on February 21, 2008 - 16:30.

So, i guess, I'll consider myself honoured NOT to be mentioned in The WGS(Wrist Gnawers Society)

Maybe we should legalise it ie. WGA - Wrist Gnawers Association, now that makes it sound cool, almost.

Ag Tins

Submitted by Dolce on February 21, 2008 - 16:34.

it was just an off the cuff (which covers an ungnawn wrist) thing. No exclusions on purpose.

And yes. The society whatsit is just from the Dead Poet's Society reference. But WGA works too. It could also stand for Woman Grasp Arse. Or Watch Gran's Ankles. Or Willy Ginormous! Awesome!

Dolce

Submitted by Tarnished Lily on February 21, 2008 - 16:23.

Belly laughs galore. Thanks and enjoy the drinkies.

Ta Lils

Submitted by Dolce on February 21, 2008 - 16:27.

Having people for dins, so have to cook before I can get too ratted. But you know, my cooks rules are: a cup for the food, the rest of the bottle for the chef.

Goodie!