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Okay guys - we might have a little bit of downtime at some point this evening, but we'll try to keep it as short as possible.

Also, just to clear up any possible confusion (there have been a few posts disappearing over the last couple of weeks) - I haven't deleted a post in quite a while, so the users themselves did that. If I do delete anything, I'll be sure everyone is at least aware of the fact. I only do it in extreme cases - lesson learnt in that department.

As you were.

**postponed for a day or so...

Comments

Why postponed?

I was just about to lick your toes in gratitude for the lack of downtime.

Ah, I get it. You couldn't tear yourself away from Trump's Toupé in time.

No Dusty.

the stars didn't line up quite nicely, and my mojo was out of whack.

no-one can do maintenance under those conditions.

DOOOOWWWWWNTTTIIIIIMMMMEEE?

After all the boob photos, lesbian action and promises of blow jobs you've been getting on this blog. What kind of blog bureaucrat are you anyway Monsoir Deletion? Blue Staal my ass.

egg-fucking-SCUSE ME?!

menopausal cows, you two.

Jesus Dex

A bit like handing out the heroin, watching us all mainline and then saying sorry, none tonight babes. I'm off to watch the BBC Food.

Whaddaya expect from junkies?

Pfffffft!!!

oh puh-lease Wanky

this place is a tomb, most nights. Fuckin useless junkies, you lot.

You're such a liar

I've had nights here that set my laptop on fire.

Well almost.

OK it warmed up slightly.

Well Wanks

shouldn't blog while cooking.

Now Dex

That was luke warm.

Franks

Fuck you.

Dex

We talking quick and rough, or slow and gentle here?

Quick and rough

with a slow gentle tongue inna pooper.

is there any other way?

Dex

Do you do both things and the same time? If so you must be fairly agile and ambidextrous. (You can Google that to find out what it means.)

no, silly

pooper first. then a long slow kiss. Yummy.

Um. Ja. Thanks. (Not).

No wonder the wife just lies on the couch and glowers at you!

Some things, Franks

you don't do with your wife, you leave them for the skanks. Respect, see.

Jesus Dex

You crack me up. Funny boy.

DOWNTIME????????

do we get a refund?

i mean really!

bad as bloody eskom.

admingod

Please make the downtime between 19h30 and 21h30, so that I can watch 'The Apprentice', and 'Law and Order'.

Thank you kindly.

Yep Dusty

Pushing Daisies is also starting tonight. Looks like fun.

Sorry semi

I'm an underprivileged child - no dish.

Only gets brought into the house during Tour de France.

sure thing Dusty Muff

hey, you like law & order too? its my favouritest.

adminguy

Navy NCIS is better

*swoon*

But I'll tape Law and Order for you, while you're bending the bits, OK?

Oh...

and if you could come back up during the ad breaks, I'd be most appreciative. I need a regular fix, you know.

Yes, of course you know.

Citizen Muff

would you like fuckin fries with that?

Thanks adminguy. I'm on diet,

so hold the ketchup, willya?

Smartass Muffin

Diet? Noooo. Whatever for.

just wondering....how

just wondering....how exactly can i be logged in twice? hmmmmm

Citizen Silverina

It happens. It's all a bit technical - has to do with the binary fusion of bits with bytes in the execution layer.

I, um, don't want to bore you with the details.

adminguy

no danger...just curious. seems to have disappeared

err, um, yes

i did that.

ahem.

:)

err, um...thanks mister