Blogblok Awards - 2007
Errr SPLAPPERS - This is JUST FOR KICKS....don't get all rotweiler on me....for FUN - OK???!!!
Right slappers - this is how it works. Here are the award categories:
Best Overall Writer
Best Poet
Best Prose/Short Story Writer
Funniest Blogger
Silliest Blogger
Sexiest Blogger
Filthiest Blogger
Most Improved Blogger (err....better vote for Nossie if you know what's good for you)
Most Loved Newbie (cannot have blogged here for longer than 3 months)
Most Contraversial Blogger (a.k.a. biggest shit stirrer)
Fluffiest Blogger
Most Mysterious Blogger
Scariest Blogger
Nastiest Blogger
I'm ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE SO OPEN YOUR FEKKIN EYES (EARS):
You can only vote for 2, that is TWO, met ander woorde TWEE, DUE, SCHWEI, NI, capito? bloggers PER category! This is NOT a beauty pageant, there is no 2nd prince/princess - ONLY ONE WINNER AND ONE RUNNER UP!
Voting closes tomorrow night.
Results will be posted on Friday.
Acceptance speeches will NOT be entertained if they contain ANY of the following: 'I would like to thank God, my family, and my goldfish'
If you don't vote - I will have to deal with you in my keetchen!
Oh, one last thing, PLEASE don't vote for yourself - that's so fucking desperate!
Oh, and one last, last thing, PLEASE don't vote for people who have NEVER blogged here - that's so goddamn boring!
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Comments
Disappointed Morts...just a game you know babes
but no problem.
PS: Happy wrist gnawing!
Franks....um.....wow...
where did this come from? A little bit of an over-reaction to nothing at all me thinks.........and DRAMA QUEEN....who - me? Arb? Good God woman, I'm the complete opposite - easy come easy go, that's me.......hop along Hilda, dancing Daisy, smiley Sandy!!
*skip*
My 2c
Best Overall Writer: frallie, vaps
Best Poet: morticia, valhalla
Best Prose/Short Story Writer: ramon, dolce
Funniest Blogger: spoegs, dex
Silliest Blogger: flutter, T!n
Sexiest Blogger: vaps, ds
Filthiest Blogger: arbchick, fever
Most Improved Blogger (err....better vote for Nossie if you know what's good for you): nossie, lee
Most Loved Newbie (cannot have blogged here for longer than 3 months): Tarnished Lily, Azixael
Most Controversial Blogger (a.k.a. biggest shit stirrer): kachasu, slurms
Fluffiest Blogger: semi, alllycat, clare
Most Mysterious Blogger: thleaf, azixael
Scariest Blogger: sundayschild, frallie
Nastiest Blogger: kachasu. only kachasu. ever.
Blogger I’d most like to meet: marijayn, frallie
Dusty (Morts)
This begs the question. If you reckon I'm so scary why the hell would you like to meet me? Do you harbour wet dreams about coming face to face with some character from a Clive Barker book? Haha!
Speaking of Barker did you know that he's an amazing artist. He's written this kid's book called "Abarat: Days Of Magic, Nights Of War" which is the most incredible fantasy book. The paintings he did for it are quite sublime:
Morts I think you'll love these. I know you'd love the book. If you do get it - make sure you get the illustrated version.
these are hideous
very childlike so maybe fitting with his stories.
mostly ugly methinks - art being very subjective.
barker, childish??????????
you are a peasant aslam.
no question.
clive barker is a genius. read Galillee and then tell me childlike.
the paintings kc
i find the painting childlike!
they personally hold no appeal for me. i am glad it does for you though as your sensitivity suggests you need to justify that purchase.
K Chas.....
look, don't get me wrong or anything.....I most certainly have not grown a soft spot for our latest weasel....but he did say 'child-like', not 'childish' and he was refering to the man's paintings, not the man's writing.....
*Arbs runs for cover*
shuttup arb
the man made spurious comments about clive barker, who if not gay, i would fuck senseless immediately.
Where are the comments about Clive B being gay?
I don't see them!! Anyway, there are many gay men that I would fuck senseless in a heartbeat - if they would only, only let me!
barker is gay
he lives with a long time lover....
i know stuff.
so he is not a paedophile?
great.
thin ice
you are skating on.
interesting
i picture ramon looking like him.
and i like to think i glide...
Abarat
I own a Clive Barker painting. Bought it 7 years ago. He is my favourite author.
Frallie - I dunno if this cold war thing is going to work....
i do love them frankie.
and i dont think youre scary. i think your intellect can be quite intimidating - i'd feel a bit like the domestic chatting about philanthropy with the 'merrem'!
but... i think women have an amazing capacity to bond on a unique level - beyond the boundaries of culture / intellect / conditioning - particularly in dark corners of seedy pubs with a carton of fags and a bottle of scotch!
not all women - detest too many of them, but some - and i am sure as shit sticks to wool, that youre one of them.
i dont have a fascination with meeting all the bloggers. sometimes i think we 'see' more of one another here'.
Frallie
You're not physically scary - you're mentally scary. You're extremely sharp, and nothing gets past you. You aren't afraid of saying anything to anybody. You stand up for who and what you believe in, passionately. You give praise and criticism when it suits you - not when it appears needed. That combination of traits is lethal and powerful.
It scares the shit out of me.
And fascinates me too.
Frallie is not scary...
unless you were part of the Spanish Inquisition in a past life.
She can be pretty doff sometimes too. Jesus, blogging about bloggers again Frallie?
Tell you what's doff GaryM
Being a really talented writer and doing fuck all about it. Day in and day out. Day in and day out. Knowing that you could produce something of greatness, really awesome because you are intelligent, talented, have awesome ideas and insight but you do nothing. Absolutely nothing about it.
Get what I'm talking about here Gaza?
ja, garym
i thought that your stories were going to be published, and i've been on the lookout, but i've never seen them?
i've always wanted to tell you that it meant a lot to me, when you had a really oositive comment about one of my blogs (long time ago now). i really enjoyed reading your stories, you be good writer frankly's right, just this once ...)
Ja, and if she really starts seeming scary
just imagine her in a mumu, with curlers in her hair, stokies on her feet and a dunhill red hangin' out her mouth, and she doesn't seem that bad.
Oh. Wait.
Nope.
She does.
scary ole housefrau
Dolce - lazy thinking babe.
Now that insult is Andreas circa Blogmark 2006. Perhaps next time you diss me you will show me that you are capable of original thought. But seeing as you appear to be strugging let me help you out. If you really want to piss me off say something really shit about my son, my husband, my brother or my intelligence. The rest is like water off a duck's back really. Completely irrelevant.
frallie in a mumu?
buwahahahahahahahahah
dm
i feel the same way about frallie and i haven't been on this site for very long. intimidated is more like it for me. to scared to talk to him.
Ja AllyCat
He's a big fucken scary guy. You'd better watch out.
BOO!
Sies Frallie
'roid rage is not pretty.
(oh and you forgot to add 'hairy')
ohhhhh i feel special now
thank you dusty...
Flithiest??? DUST? MOI?
I'd like you to know - I BATHE!!!
*sniffs under armpits*
Yes Arb
I've noticed that the hygiene on your spatula is significantly non-existent. There is unexplainable crud in the holes of your slotted spoon, and your spatula is a most peculiar colour. Best described as shaki (combination of s*it and khaki). Let's not go near your colander, shall we?
Morning Dusty
How's the head feeling?
Fine Dex
Now come over here so that I can wipe that silly smirk off your face.
Duthty
told you i was gonna get ya!
But its over now. Come over here for a smooch.
Get me?
*raised eyebrows*
OK. But no tongue. I know where it's been.
Errr....um....ok Dust
you got me.
Dusty
Thanks for not putting me in the "nastiest blogger" catagory.....*snif*...appreciated.
Sheesh Nos...you - nastiest?
Never girlfriend.....I've always said:
Compassionate and caring blogger, beeeeeg heart, but cross swords with this one and you'll undoubtably see the dark side of the moon.
Arbie
Frallie put me in that catagory!! That hurt. bad. Thanks for that, Arbcheeeken.
Arb-Nos
Outrageous. Who would do such a thing?
But would you believe that some fuckwits called me the nastiest blogger on the blog. Jesus I've been weeping in sack cloth and ashes since that happened. *sob* I just can't believe it. Moi. Gentle, loving, caring, wonderful moi. *sob*
Ag man guys. Get a grip.
It's the fucken blog.
If you read it carefully you will see that I said that Nos, because you excluded me from your line up. It was said tongue in cheek. Playfully. I don't give a shit whether you include me or not really. I was just poking fun.
I don't give a shit whether people think I am nasty or fluffy or write well or write like shit. Primarily I am here for myself. Because I love writing and that is all that matters. Then I love the banter and crap because it's fun, provocative, engaging, entertaining.
I don't even know you Nos, how could I label you congruently in any meaningful way? Besides you shouldn't give two hoots about what my opinion is of you (which by the way in truth is extremely favourable).
So chill out you fucken drama queens.
"Boohoo... my feelings were so hurt."
Seriously guys this is just a fucken blog...
nossie
you are so heading for the fluffiest blogger award...
Dusty
Ok, I'll shut up, then...."most improved" (I thought) was merely technically speaking.....
Ta Dusts
Duly noted
have to fence sit.
cant do this sort of thing... i genuinely do have too many favourites - and theres such versatility... and sometimes, too much invested here emotionally for me to make a mistake.
so - i'll just have the 'drol in die drinkwater' badge and find a corner to nibble my wrists in until friday!
Gonna add one more category here - just to stir things up!
Blogger you would most like to meet! He he he!!
~meeting
I would dearly love to meet Morticia and have her dance with me in the silver moonlight.
thank you strange one.
although - i generally dance alone - or around others - with bells on my feet to summon the wind.
at least i used to. a long time ago.
~bells
Thank you for the wonderful image to rest my weary head on.
I'd like...
to meet Frallie.
but I'd like to meat Morty.
(yes, I am romantic, I know)
bokkie - theres enough meat
on morti to feed the whole of the dune community up the road for the full festive season!
pffft, Morts
a couple of curves never hurt anyone.
i beg to differ
i have personally hurt a number of enthusiastic cuddlers! :-)
Morty
love is supposed to hurt a little, you know?
is evisceration a little thing?
just pulling the piss... the last time i hurt somebody intentionally was around 20 years ago - with a motorcycle helmet and a patch of concrete... fun but fleeting inclination towards violent outbursts.
now - i'm gentle and nurturing and subservient....
Bloggers I would like to meet
Arbie
Nossie
Dusty
Morts
KC
Thleaf (of course)
*in no particular order*
Actually I would like to meet all the bloggers... for a variety of different reasons.
i have met two
Trip & his wife (fucker thinks he's too good for us these days)
Silwane - utterly divine.
and, as i said sems, you are welcome to come have coffee next time you are in my neck of the woods.
Thanx KC
I think its an exciting yet frightening experience. You never know what you going to get because its so easy to hid the real person behind the computer screen and be someone you are not.
But I have a feeling the KC you 'see' is the KC you get.
I've moved on from that client now (after 2.5 months) but the next time I am around, I will pop in for a cuppa.
Thanx.
sems
i am much nicer in real life:)
KC
Strangely enough I believe you :)
Sems.....*bwwwwaaaahahaha*
gullible!
Arbie, I think KC be
a tough blogger on the outside because she wants us all to be afraid of her but she is a real softy on the inside. If she were all that mean, she wouldnt have given a crazy woman a job. Somewhere in all her 'iron woman' image is a heart.
i'd most like to meet
Ramon.
well... actually Dolly. but ramon can play dress up.
Arb
Think its probably best to take the 5th on any categories but the best overall writer, which is without a doubt, Ramon. Hard for us newbies to vote on something like this - in three months we have surely not seen everyone's different faces ;-)
Understood Tarnished.....
no problemmo *The Arb hands her a keetchen free exit pass*
categories....boxes....ja well - fuck all of you (ha ha..pffft)!
MY BLOG.....so I can do what I like....kay?
PS: And Franks - LIKE THANKS for making it compulsory to add 'HA HA' or a bloody smiley to 'FUCK YOU' if you don't want to be seen as a real maulin' beeaach!!
How's this - FUCK YOU..............*Terrets - didn't mean it?*
Um Arbs
Perhaps it is time you went back on your meds.
And no worries darlin', I love you too.
okay...okay....I'm throwing in the towel Franks...
link arms with me and we can sing Kumbaya and drag on a leetle peace pipe....and we can crochet doileys and I still can't spell for shit..........*sigh*
[drumroll] Tada.... and the winners are:
Seriously Val is right. This is horribly over defining. But fuck it, it's December so...
Best Overall Writers: Dolce, Ramon, GaryM and Dex
Most Promising New Writers: Tarnished Lilly, Azixael
Best Poets: Val, Ramon and Mort
Best New Poet: Azixael
Best Prose/Short Story Writers: Dex, GaryM and Vaps
Best long form: Ramon
Best comments: marijayn; Vaps
Best reviews: marijayn
Funniest Bloggers: Vaps, Spoegs, Dex, Dolce and GaryM
Silliest Blogger: Lee
Sexiest Bloggers: Dex, Dolce & Morts
Filthiest Blogger: K Chasu
Most Improved Blogger: Dusty Muffin
The Bloggers I Hope Will Improve The Most: Lee, AllyCat
Most Loved Bloggers: Merms, Dex
Most Loved Newbie: TiN
Fluffiest Bloggers: Tarnished Lilly, Semi Sweet
Most Mysterious Blogger: SimonT (how can he exist without any neurons firing?)
Scariest Blogger: K Chasu (Jesus the waitress blog and the necrophilia story left me cold)
Nastiest Blogger: K Chasu; Nossie (Those bitches! I can’t believe they excluded me from their line up.)
Most controversial Blogger: Arbchick, Slurms
Most Honest Blogger: K Chasu (You may have guessed that the two of us are by no means madly in love despite her knick knack toes, but she’s ruthlessly open and revealing about her life and inner world)
Frallie
I DEMAND A RE-COUNT!!....me??? Nastiest blogger along with KC??? Eish...I can't believe....
Beyaatch
You made absolutely no mention of me in your blog line up and then posted some narly Scotsman's pecker on our blog. And it was so small that I had to get my microscope to check it out properly. So ja. You're off my Xmas cardie list for sure.
And there I thought we had this special but rather remote and obscure friendship going.
Pfffffffffffffft!
Ag, Frallie
You were off the radar there for a while....and I deleted the offensive pecker...what more can I do to make it up to you?? I'm no real crtitic here but your writing is truely Higher grade....*sweet smile*...
but frallie
i harbour secret hopes of some good ol' fashion girl on girl action with you. you know, ball gags... whips... lots of tongue.
Quite franky Chasu
Dex has more chance of sticking his tongue up my pooper (as he so eloquently put it yesterday) than us ever swopping any bodily fluids. In other words Chasu there's more chance of me becoming a born again Christian and boning SimonT than ever finding you vaguely attractive. So let's just get back to our cold war, now shall we?
cold war
done.
you be the commie bastards and i'll be Thatcher/Reagan.
ok?
Nah
You can be George Bush and I'll be the rest of the world.
george bush
no.
flat out refuse.
even i have more braincells than him.
NO.
I wanna be Thatcher.
You can be Robert Mugabe.
Chasu
You keep on rabbitting on about Robert Mugabe. I do believe you harbour a secret fetish to have a bit of girl on girl action with him. You know with whips, chains, a couple of corpses from the local prisons, some emaciated bovines and some gentle anal probing.
it's the moustache frallie
probably why i have the hots for you.
besides, i have not mentioned robert mugabe in months on here.
Settle down Chasu
No need to come over all defensive like. You're just re-affirming the Mugabe fetish you have in everyone's minds.
And that's not my moustache silly. Moustache under nose. That other thing you're refering to is my Brazilian.
now there you go again frallie
i am starting to think you are quite keen on the hot lesbo action - why else bring attention to your brazilian?
Nah Chasu
Not you. Not Thatcher. Not today. Not tomorrow. Not ever.
Your arguments seem to go in circles. Revisting the same territory over and over again. Which is fairly tedious. Which is another word for boring. So sayonara sucker. I'm out of here.
But be my guest. Have the last word. It's been a bit of a rough day for you so the very least I can do is afford you this one little triumph.
K Chas....err
I thought you WERE Thatcher!
She really wants to be Thatcher?
Jesus, now that's scary.
HA HA Franks! That's just class chicka....just
class! Love it!
arb. you are such a suckup
i mean really. i can barely see your ankles from being so far up frallie's arse.
K Chas....really?
tell me how to create a link and I'll blow your little theory right out of the water (or is that out of Frallie's backside)
creating a link
how the fuck should i know? ask one of the nerd herd.
useless K Chas.....
and I rated you....I did *sob*, took you in, treated you as an equal *sob*, called you Princess Bo Bo, *sob*, shared my glitter teatowel with you when the cold Northern winds ravaged your frail, weak frame....*sob*...........err...........what's ya name again?
still - useless slapper!
arbs
go here
Iron Lady
Not now! in her dementia or parkinsons or whatever. but back then... when she ruled.
don't be dissing the Thatch. thin ice....
My nominees:
Best Overall Writer : Frallie / Vapour
Best Poet: Morts / Valhalla
Best Prose/Short Story Writer: Deks / GaryM
Funniest Blogger: Mica / Deks
Silliest Blogger: Thleaf / lee
Sexiest Blogger: Dolce / Arb
Filthiest Blogger: Slurms / KC
Most Improved Blogger: Semi / Dusty
Most Loved Newbie: Tarnished Lily / Echoes
Most Controversial Blogger: Slurms / KC
Fluffiest Blogger: Nossie / Dusty
Most Mysterious Blogger: DS / Tin
Scariest Blogger: Azixael / Arb
Nastiest Blogger: SimonT / SimonT
Most Interesting Blogger: Vapour / Marijayn
Can't vote for Flutter; she doesn't blog here anymore.
Right then, time to kiss some babies
nasty?
me?
*weeps*
KC
If it makes you feel any better you are nasty in a very endearing way.
*hug*
My nominees (amended)
Best Overall Writer : Ramon; Ramon
Best Poet : Val; Morts
Best Prose/Short Story Writer : Dolce; Dusty
Funniest Blogger : Vaps; Spoegs
Silliest Blogger : Lee; Thleaf (no offence dude) *smile*
Sexiest Blogger : Seeing that I cant vote for me (pffttt) - Arb; Dex
Most Improved Blogger (err....better vote for Nossie if you know what's good for you) : Noss; Thleaf
Most Loved Newbie (cannot have blogged here for longer than 3 months) : Tarnished Lily, Clare
Most Controversial Blogger (a.k.a. biggest shit stirrer) : Slurms; Simon T
Fluffiest Blogger : Noss; Dusty
Most Mysterious Blogger : DS
Scariest Blogger : Adminguy
Nastiest Blogger : Everyone has a little hint of nastiness in them.
All the pretty little boxes
There are four writers here that ought to be published: Vapour, Ramon, Frallie and Morticia (in no particular order). I'd include Joanne, but she is a published poet.
There are bloggers who fascinate and excite me to no end, and those irksome fuckers (read: the replicunts) who really get off on insulting our intelligence, but I think that is a private issue best kept to myself.
There are bloggers I’d love to meet and those I (unfortunately) have nothing to say to.
And that’s the high and low of it.
i vote for...
Best Overall Writer: GaryM, Frallie
Best Poet: Frallie, Val
Best Prose/Short Story Writer: GaryM, Dex
Funniest Blogger: Dusty Muffin, Arbchick
Silliest Blogger: Thleaf, Lee
Sexiest Blogger: Vapour, Dex
Filthiest Blogger: Wizard, Spoegs
Most Improved Blogger: Semi, Thleaf
Most Loved Newbie: TiN, Tarnished Lily
Fluffiest Blogger: Sems, Nossie
Most Mysterious Blogger: Mort, Azixael
Scariest Blogger: Ramon, Simon T
Nastiest Blogger: KaChasu, Simon
Most controversial Blogger: Arbchick, Slurms
I also want to add a category:
Most Interesting Blogger: DS, Flutter
marijayn. i hope your nose falls off
me and SIMONT????
fuckin' hell.
MJ
I second that....where IS DS lately???
Best Overall Writer -
Best Overall Writer - Frallie, Ramon
Best Poet - Valhalla, Morticia
Best Prose/Short Story Writer - Dex, Vapour
Funniest Blogger - Spoegs/Slurms
Silliest Blogger - Lee ( Bastard Booty man)
Sexiest Blogger - Arb, Morticia
Most Loved Newbie (cannot have blogged here for longer than 3 months) Tarnished lily, aslam
Most Contraversial Blogger (a.k.a. biggest shit stirrer) - Barry, Simon T
Fluffiest Blogger - Flutter
Most Mysterious Blogger - Angel of death aka azixael
Scariest Blogger - Thleaf
Nastiest Blogger - Kachasu
why thank you tin!
i was beginning to think i should blog elsewhere.
Ja T!N
Da booty man
Best Overall Writer
Best Overall Writer Ramon Fralls and Gary (when he’s not so lazy)
Best Poet Val morti
Best Prose/Short Story Writer Dolce Ramon Fralls
Funniest Blogger Dusty, KC Arb
Silliest Blogger DS *ahem*
Sexiest Blogger me
Filthiest Blogger Spoegs, Arb
Most Improved Blogger Nos before her op
Most Loved Newbie Dex
Most Controversial Blogger BP
Fluffiest Blogger KC
Most Mysterious Blogger ME!
Scariest Blogger Ramon
Nastiest Blogger Semi
Vapour
Your perceptions are warped, man....firstly - this is the NEW IMPROVED version of me (believe me), secondly - Flufffiest - KC???? Nastiest - Semi??? Ag, no man....
KC
is definitely the fluffiest. And I know you might think semi is shweet but believe me that’s one tough cookie!
Vaps
I know Semi....she IS shweeeet...
Yea Nos
she's a honey. But voting isn't my strong point. At the last general errection I was arrested for protesting the fact that Tony Blair wasn't even on the list. They think they can pull the wool over everyones eyes but sorry for them I'm too clever!
Vaps/Nossie
Vaps : Make up your mind dammit... am I a honey or am I nasty? You better decide before I put you over my knee, cover your ass with that honey and spank you.
Nossie : Thanx. Seems like fluffy is what I be then.
Vaps
So you voted for Bob then, did you? He was on the list.....
Shit stirrer...
Barry T, various other replicunts....
Arbie
By the looks of things, "Most annoying blogger" should be added too.....*follow my eyes to those who post "flashing/moving" pitchas..*
Nossie
Thanx I think
KC Vote
Best Overall Writer: Ramon
Best Poet: Morticia and Valhalla
Best Prose/Short Story Writer: Ramon
Funniest Blogger: Dex
Silliest Blogger: Spoegs
Sexiest Blogger: Morticia
Filthiest Blogger: Arbchick
Most Improved Blogger: Nossie
Most Loved Newbie (cannot have blogged here for longer than 3 months): Man - they are all painful in their own way
Fluffiest Blogger: Flutter
Most Mysterious Blogger: Aziwhotsit
Scariest Blogger: Dolorez
Nastiest Blogger: Frallie
K Chas...we need most controversial blogger too
ie...biggest shit stirrer
controversial
shit-stirrer?
i dunno. can't vote for meself. so i think i am going to go with dex,
Thanks K Chas!
Arbchick
my vote
Ramon is the best writer
Thanks A-letter
shuttup Nos....we'll take what we can get!
Azixiel
RTFS!!! You don't get to vote in just one catagory.....
~apologies
Best Overall Writer: Ramon
Best Poet: Morticia and Ramon
Best Prose/Short Story Writer: Ramon
Funniest Blogger: Kachasu
Silliest Blogger: Spoegs
Sexiest Blogger: Dolce
Filthiest Blogger: Kachasu
Most Improved Blogger: Arbchick
Most Loved Newbie (cannot have blogged here for longer than 3 months): Tarnished Lily
Fluffiest Blogger: Flutter
Most Mysterious Blogger: Vapour
Scariest Blogger: Kachasu
Nastiest Blogger: Frallie
Most controversial blogger: Slurms Plutonium
Arbie
How's about a "Most contravertial blogger" catagory?
How contraversial of you Nos!
;).....ok....good idea! I'll add it!
Arbie
Ok, here goes....
Best overall writer - Ramon, Valhalla.
Best poet - Morticia, Ramon.
Best prose/short story writer - Dolce, Dusty Muffin.
Funniest blogger - Spoegs, Arbie.
Sexiest blogger - Arbie, Dex.
Silliest blogger - Spoegs, Vaps.
Filthiest blogger - Kachasu - hands down.
Most improved blogger - Thleaf, Lee (newbies, I know, I know..)
Most loved newbie - Tarnished lily, MJ.
Fluffiest blogger - Semi, Flutter (even tho' she jumped ship)
Most mysterious blogger - Dusty Muffin, Morty.
Scariest blogger - Kachasu, Slurms_Plutonium.
Nastiest blogger - *all those who shall not be named*.
Yea well
fuck you then Nos!
vaps
Such language!!! But seriously, you are included in my Best writer vote...
Ag nossie
don't mind me I'm just being silly. Anyway how are things with you motherjugs?
Vaps
motherjugs?....swell....
Nos
thought you had "corrective surgery?"
Vapour
Yes, I did. A birthday present to myself....
Nossie
my brother says it's really sore, was it worth it?
vaps
YOUR BROTHER HAD IMPLANTS??? No, not sore, just uncomfortable for a while....yes, worth every few million cents!!!
NOS
yes he's a batchelor and doesn't want a relationship.
So Nos does one have to learn how to walk again after the op?
Vaps you old perv!
Stop bitching and feeling up Nossie's bloody boobs and vote dammit - vote!
VAPOUR
Now THAT is just silly.....
Good one Nos! But MJ...newbie?....ag, we'll let it slide
:)
Arbie
Ag, woman...who the hell is counting the days....not important...
jajaja Nos.....'quite right' (said in John Cleese manner)
!!!!